nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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High five my tongue with your tongue

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  • Me:then fucking act like it
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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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irishthings:

iwefjaoisd:

have the british not had enough of a negative impact on ireland without having to list father ted as a british comedy on netflix ?

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falloutvoid:

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

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